did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
oh my god guys there’s someone downstairs and my mom’s asleep and i can’t remember if i locked the front door??
fuck okay i’ve got my phone and my pepper spray im going down there
UPDATE: I MAY HAVE JUST PEPPER SPRAYED SANTA
i’m just now recalling that my grandfather is famous for having shot the Easter Bunny i think this may be a family business
So get this
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
good old times
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine